October 2022
Three Into Two was one of six short plays given script-in-hand performances at the Salisbury Fringe, on 1st October.
Short Cuts at the Pheasant Inn
THREE INTO TWO
► What happens when your robotic personal assistant comes on a blind date with you?
FIZ Alistair claims to be 28 years old, but in fact he’s 36. He’s moderately well-educated, but socially awkward. His ailments include: gum disease, high blood pressure, swollen ankles and panic attacks. Favourite colour: lime green. Favourite music: country & western. Favourite food: fishcakes and mushy peas. Last promotion: eight years ago. (Not a success.) Last holiday: six years ago, Spain. (Not a success.) Last relationship: four years ago …
OLIVIA Let me guess.
Cast
OLIVIA - Kerry Stockwell
ALISTAIR - Craig Phelps
FIZ - Dan Avery
Directed by ANDREW THACKERAY